May 2013
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mypatronusisyou:
you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter
we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant
if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately understood no matter what other fandoms you’re in
I hate those commercials that are like
sodamnrelatable:
This is a poptart:
and this is a warm, flaky toaster strudel:
snokoplasmed:
Sims more like OTP puppet theatre
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
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chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
solluxforpresident:
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn:
spookylittlesleipnir:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
freudian-slut:
anideaforamoth:
ecokitty:
ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg...
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
andrewhussiesbosom:
LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE
Watchhamizahnorrizam:
Omg
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
meladoodle:
monkeysgoingcrazy:
meladoodle:
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
lordfarsquaad:
When im dead my new email will be imnot@live.com
kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
alexkisu:
helicoils:
i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves
you wanna ask me out now or later
cloysterbell:
martincrief:
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
superwholockianmetalhead:
dickhowell:
how left out do you feel on a scale of 0 to america
roastings:
“are you straight or gay?”
yes
godheadcomplex:
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
remusslupin:
consultingtimelordsofbelair:
llwlyn:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
okayamelia:
doctorwho:
okayamelia:
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
FUCKING DOCTOR WHO REBLOGGED THIS
SOMEONE HOLD ME
thecityofpawnee:
you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
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HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
thenon-sexykindofdrilling:
abidebyclaraoswald:
so i told my mom that there’s a gay person in every family
and then my brother said it wasn’t him
and my mom kinda looked at me
and said “well i knew that”
and that’s how i came out
